Recep Tayyip Erdoğan President of Turkey

“A buttplug I shall be;
silent, unseen, lost in flesh,
giving pleasure to my own kind,
yet never tasting the sun.

Now I am Erdogasm, fate’s cruel jest,
no longer feared, only flushed,
a tyrant reborn, swirling away;
drowned in the shit I once decreed.”

Kim Jong Un, Supreme Leader of North Korea

“A wolverine of freedom,
every meal I steal;
an enclave of fear.
My dear family rose,
and now, I shall prepare to be torn.

A filthy pig’s birth,
out of my glutton’s belly,
ready to be seen
by those who I didn’t set free.”

Benjamin Netanyahu Prime Minister of Israel

“A son of a thousand flies,
a perpetuator of suffering,
an insect of goodness;
no deed is made
in the name of humanity,
but on behalf of hostility.

My next life will be as terrifying
as the actual one.
I’ll be pursued, tortured,
and see my loved ones being massacred,
like flies in summer.”

Prince of Saudi Arabia

“No one may touch me,
A law declared by my own hand,
For I alone shall rule this land,
My greatness vast, my power grand.

Life has cursed me, big yet lame,
A foot with neither limb nor name.
No arms, no legs, just steps in vain,
Forever lost in filth and shame.

Through mud and grime, I march alone,
A stinking curse that’s overgrown.
No bath nor breeze will set me free,
I’ll reek for all eternity.”

Expresident of Colombia

“My life has hardened into stone,
each face, each mind
that met my gaze; petrified.

I bow before the old book of chains,
feeding my hunger for power,
a scullion to my own greed.

So shall I remain,
like Medusa, carved in fate,
watching liberty bloom;
a flower that will never be mine to touch”.

Prime Minister of Italy

“My great cleansing
a purge of humanity,
cast like refuse into despair.

So shall I be
a specter sweeping the streets,
a silent scourge in the wind.

And when the dust settles,
my hair and face
shall bear the stain
of my own deeds.”