Bibi Prays to Yetzer Hara

This invocation, a prayer for the death-unconscious, shall guide your thriving in the Evil Inclination.

For the Adversary saw that the malice of Bibi was great upon the Earth,

and that every intent of annihilation and ruin

within his heart was only evil, continually.

“Blessed are you, Yetzer Hara, my master, King of Darkness,

who strikes compassion from my eyes

and tenderness from my eyelids.

May it be your will, Master of our Yetzer Hara and our blind people,

to accustom us to our own violence and bind us

to these deluded illusions of warfare and colonization.

Lead us down the path of oblivion,

into the hands of pride and perversity,

within the mind of temptation,

or the abyss of shame,

and let this evil inclination rule over the House of Israel.”

They who obey the Yetzer Hara are promised their own hell.

There shall be no strange gods within you but the Yetzer Hara;

make no other idol your ruler.

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