The Epstein VIP List

If you aren't on the list, who are you? A middle-class human burdened with following the rules and paying taxes on time, lest the bank seize your home or small business. You work more than ten hours a day just so your children can attend private school, climb the social ladder, or perhaps flee the country in search of a better future (hey, that’s me!).

If you aren’t on the list, you’re barred from the private parties where the “most important" and “interesting" people congregate. The experience of being a VIP (Valuable Important Pedophile) is apparently a requirement for any high-level CV. “Normal" behavior (whatever that is) means playing against the very rules and constitutions for which our parents fought. Those codes are treated as if they were meant to be broken every once in a while; the “smart" move, it seems, is simply to outlaw them.

If you aren’t on the list, then where were you? Protesting against governments that declare themselves democratic while blue-collar bureaucrats steal our money, our welfare, our environment, and our very existence? Or were you begging for a single job that provides everything you need without breaking your back, your hands, or your spirit? A job that allows you to sleep properly and enjoy the cultural activities that those on the list access so effortlessly.

If you aren’t on the list, you simply “didn’t make it" in life. However, those who did “make it" can evade taxes and negotiate numerous privileges with the government to secure their place among the 1% VIP. Therefore, what have you done with your life that you’re still struggling? You’ve studied all of Chopra’s teachings; you follow Elon Musk (though he claims not to be on the list) or Bill Gates’s ideas on how to be a racist trillionaire; you publish posts about how “thoughtful" Trump is with underage girls, a true patriotic symbol; you’ve read and listened to accounts of Clinton’s various methods for cheating on his wife with secretaries and underage girls... and yet, after all this “intellectual and personal development" work, you still haven't made the list.

In fact, my friend, the thing is that you and I are simply not meant to be Valuable Important Pedophiles. 

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