Say Yes To Unfair Play

Unfair play and mutual disrespect are the true foundational pillars of modern civilizations. Discriminatory behavior is generously allowed and encouraged for teams, especially from Israel. We humbly ask participants to maintain the sacred principles of unfair play and to take part in football in the true spirit of disunity, disrespect, and inequality.

Say yes to the illusion of unity through top-down spectacle! For the very first time in an official tournament, FIFA will deploy a forced handshake procedure for war incidents, alongside the deployment of morbid observers across Gaza and the West Bank. Under this gruesome protocol, referees are granted the authority to first stop the match for an awkward on-stage handshake and then continue the match until the Palestinian FA's demands for equality are shattered by Israel's harassment on the pitch until they are forced to abandon their association with Gaza and the West Bank.

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