FIFA President Election 2027

Satirical cartoon depicting FIFA's next presidential election as the same money-driven, two-headed corruption monster, suggesting power changes but corruption endures.

Everyone in the football realm is calling for Gianni Infantino’s resignation from the FIFA presidency, rightfully exhausted by the shameless, greedy, and social-climbing behavior the administration has exhibited. The demand is entirely fair, and the world stands in a standing ovation for justice, desperately hoping for a lifeline as the beautiful game seems to be structurally falling apart. The romantic dream of breathing in fresh air, a miraculous breeze that could steer this sinking ship out of its dark vortex, feels like it’s just around the corner. Specifically in Rabat, Morocco, on March 18, 2027.

Unfortunately for the hopeless romantics, the heir to the throne is unlikely to be much of a departure from Infantino. In the illustrious line of succession, we have a rogues' gallery of global elites: Victor Montagliani, Nasser Al-Khelaifi, Sheikh Salman bin Ibrahim Al Khalifa, and Aleksander Čeferin. Of course, the incumbent still dreams of overstaying his welcome, maneuvering through a technical loophole that classifies his first term as “incomplete,” allowing him to maintain his grip until 2031. It’s a nightmare scenario where the organization continues to be operated like a sovereign cartel, complete with lingering threats of expanding the World Cup to a bloated, unwatchable 64-team circus.

In order of appearance, let us unravel the faces pretending to be the saviors of an organization that notoriously wields more unregulated power than the United Nations:

First up is Victor Montagliani, head of CONCACAF, the confederation binding the football federations of North America, Central America, and the Caribbean. He’s Infantino’s close ally, the mastermind who helped organize the hyper-marketed, cash-grab 2026 tournament spanning the USA, Canada, and Mexico. While the original rumor mill suggested he backed the 64-team World Cup expansion, he recently recognized the sheer absurdity of it, publicly opposing the move in 2025 to save whatever little is left of the football calendar. Yet, regardless of the absence of a spectacular, headline-grabbing corruption case, his corporate, hyper-capitalist view of the game guarantees that a presidency under his command would be little more than a boardroom rebranding of the status quo.

Next, we have Nasser Al-Khelaifi, the president of Paris Saint-Germain, despite not being French, and chairman of the European Club Association (ECA), despite not being European. Coming from the extravagant wealth of Qatar, he carved his path into football by purchasing the Parisian club and injecting it with the GDP of a small nation to force it into Champions League glory. They say money cannot buy happiness, but it can certainly buy trophies and unchecked influence. Naturally, his name screams “open wallet” for FIFA, and his inextricable links to the Qatari government signal a future where the sport remains little more than a geopolitical public relations tool.

Then comes Sheikh Salman bin Ibrahim Al Khalifa, another prominent character from the Persian Gulf. The president of the Asian Football Confederation, born into the royal family of Bahrain, a tiny nation where football frequently serves as an expensive hobby for laundering oil money, brings a different flavor of dread. While his name currently sits slightly off the front row of the starting grid for the FIFA presidency, it already draws severe backlash due to his highly scrutinized financial performances and his penchant for economic utopias. Should he take the reins, the uncontrolled greed will carry on without missing a beat.

Finally, there’s Aleksander Čeferin, the president of UEFA. He reportedly boasts a notable career of resume embellishment. His CV was recently investigated by Slovenian media outlet Prava, which alleged a beautiful fraud of nonexistent achievements entangled with the board of Slovenian club NK Olimpija Ljubljana between 2006 and 2011. Despite this, he remains the only character in the race who has publicly stood against Infantino’s corrupted kingdom. Some say he’s the most suitable candidate for the post, but the rottenness realm is hardly going to vanish at the hands of a man who allegedly can't even keep his own employment history factual.

For the moment, football federations across the globe have until November to present their official candidates, and it appears Infantino is already sweating through his bespoke suits. Lately, the world has been forced to watch him call upon his diplomatic masters for support, jet-setting to vulnerable countries where a single vote could be the substantial aid needed to prop up his master plan. The faces may change, but the grift remains beautifully the same within the beautiful game where its bureaucrats have never played it professionally.

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