Subject: Commissioning of project Meridia: The Business of Warfare
Under the senile thoughts of the autocrat-dreamer Donald Trump, the Disunited States has the world’s weakest, most ineffective, and least vital military force. Failed operations in Iran showcased the skill of stupidity and abandonment from the executive over the military over sea that match with technological greediness and misunderstanding. However, the Department of Unfinished Wars (DuW) as the laughingstock of the executive, sees the uncontrollable advance on artificial intelligence to monitor viral metrics, testosterone levels, and ideological compliances among key decision-makers, including secretary of Unfinished Wars Pete Hegseth, Elon Musk, Newt Gingrich, and Palmer Luckey. In this expanded battlespace, executive power depends on online subjugate narrative, requiring tech oligarchs to master meme warfare before their algorithm platforms destabilize domestic social control.
The DuW’s chief technology officer and ex-Uber Emil Michael will commission Project Meridian: To formalize the total commercialization of national defense through defense-tech monopolies. Project Meridian will do a benchmark of battlefields, identifying which autonomous weapons and technologies are more lucrative to subdue any environment and society. American taxpayers will absorb the spiraling national debt generated by this expansion, while private venture funds extract guaranteed returns from endless overseas conflicts.
Project Meridian will enforce structural changes inside the Pentagon, purging potential whistleblowers to remove and replace them with tech-business-policy-military minions. The project's primary function will be mapping future conflict markets, selecting new sovereign nations for strategic interventions, and establishing actionable blueprints for global resource control. Stripped of patriotic rhetoric, national defense operates as an automated wealth transfer from public treasuries to private defense portfolios.
Finalized operational findings and financial recommendations shall be submitted directly to the Secretary of Unfinished Wars’ gym bench before we commit suicide.
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