Selling Cars As Selling Bullets

Political satire illustration of an assault rifle in a car dealership showing cars as ammunition and crushed cars as spent shell casings.

We see profits everywhere; the opportunity is now

When the world hits another year of warfare.

Europe, once a continent where wars bloomed

Like death roses in the desert,

Now begins once again the war economy.

Renault, Volkswagen, the people's car,

Or Iveco, MAN, and more and more

See the bullets, missiles, rockets, tanks;

Blood, shattered families, burst houses,

As the new flower of their economies

All driven by evil, greedy managers.

Indeed, there are mouths to feed and bodies to clothe,

But at what price? Demographic control and environmental ruin over high earnings?

Indeed, the world's economy is not at its best:

Electric cars aren't selling, nor are luxury vehicles.

Everything grinds to a halt at the bullets' crossroads,

Yet there will always be someone, some corporation,

That seizes the opportunity of a bargain born of destruction.

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