This is the “Highway to hell” Board
There’s a song that keeps playing in my mind every time I see, read, or hear the story of the so-called “Board of Peace". First released in the late 70s, it became an anthem for Rock ‘N Roll fans everywhere. The chorus screams, “Highway to Hell", and honestly, AC/DC couldn't have described this image better: a board full of people with blood on their hands and criminal charges on their backs.
Of course, the “Board of Peace” needs a strong arm and who’s better to that than the supreme leader, and we must be careful to not name him, is Donald “Nap-Toddler" Trump. The man who has supposedly solved eight, nine, or ten conflicts (perhaps even twenty, including his own) presents a true Nobel Peace profile. His methods are a bit controversial, though; during these “confrontations," he had to call in the Marines, Navy, and Air Force to oblige everyone to surrender.
To put you in historical context: our supreme leader and builder of this “highway to hell" called out the board last year, 2025 (Christian Era), as part of Phase 2 of the Peace Agreement for the Israel-Palestine conflict, an agreement that neither side had actually signed. To be part of this prestigious club, Trump set up a membership fee: one billion dollars. The privileges? Each member can vote on any action, but it’s up to the Board President to decide if it’s a “go" or not. No one can refuse or reject an initiative or resolution that the eternal chairman proposes.
The invitations were sent to a select group: Albania (currently dealing with drug trafficking and mafia issues), Argentina (struggling with hyperinflation but boasting a “cool" president), Armenia, Belarus (Russia’s puppet), Hungary (the EU’s “black sheep" regarding media and business freedom), Paraguay, the United Arab Emirates (more oil to sell), Uzbekistan, and Vietnam. (Have you noticed there are no women here? An interesting misogynistic fact, though hardly surprising).
The final invitation was sent to the Kremlin. It’s understandable; it’s good for business to have the whole gang around, and Putin will feel much appreciated seeing most of his friends around the table. The deal? It will likely be accepted if all the occupied territories of Ukraine pass under Russian control.
Last but not least, the invitation was extended to one of Trump’s besties, Bibi Netanyawho. Despite all the critics of the creation of the board, Israel’s Prime Criminal and Genocider is ready to take the seat near the supreme-leader. Obviously, this adds a powerful message for our peacebuilders around the world.
The board's control and accountability are pointed out to some “well-independent" fellows:
Nickolay Mladenov: Bulgarian diplomat appointed as the Gaza representative (because apparently, there are no Palestinians available to do so).
Marco Rubio: Trump’s “Puppet of State."
Steve Witkoff: He only answers to Trump’s dark desires.
Jared Kushner: Trump’s son-in-law (nepotism, anyone?).
Tony Blair: Looking for more media attention because he misses the spotlight.
Marc Rowan: CEO of Apollo Global Management, is always looking for new assets.
Ajay Banga: World Bank’s president and the membership’s wallet.
Robert Gabriel Jr.: Another one of Trump’s puppets.
Our “Highway to Hell" is set, and with a billion dollars, we might go a bit faster than we thought. Whatever happens here with the “Board of Peace" is already a message to the world. Trump doesn’t want peace; he needs this chaos. He loves it. It’s good business for he and his familly. And whoever is against it must face the consequences, either economically or militarily.
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