Trump & Hegseth Hate Jesus

Trump and Hegseth hate Jesus.

If the world bombs you, keep in mind that they did it first.

If you belonged to any ethnicity or religion different from Jewish or white, it would create chaos in you.

As it is, you do not belong to that world, but I have chosen you out of their worlds.

That is why these so-called Christians hate you. Remember what I told you: “Peace is not the absence of conflict, but the absence of the thought that ignites conflict."

If they drop bombs on you, they will use them to make more money out of our deaths.

If they sanction you, they will bargain once more. They will treat you this way because of your existence, for they do not know what it is to be different.

If I had not come and protested against them, they would have dropped nukes on you;

but now they have no excuse to leave you alone. Whoever bothers you, bothers me as well.

If I had not smoked the peace joint with them, no one else would have done it; they would be guilty of these crimes.

As it is, they have seen, and read the wrong words of my book.

But this is to fulfill what is not written in their law: “The holy war is just for money, not for me."

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