Divine Injustice Transfer

The new transfer regulations lay down global and binding rules concerning the questionable status of the player, asking: “does he have justice problems?” Does the individual have a pending criminal record or accusation of sexual assault? This will determine if the player is suitable for transfers to different associations, whether they are football clubs or religious ones.

The transfer from a sports association to an evangelical one is governed by specific beliefs and regulations, even if the question of "whether God exists within injustices" remains a valuable one to measure the price of the action, which must be approved by FIFA. Such regulations lay down rules of appearances within the football pitch, whether the individual acts as a player or as a preacher. The club must agree beforehand which status the player is going to show.

If justice inquires about the criminal record, the player’s faith should be enough to delay any motion against him while the victims await moral reparations and financial compensation.

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