Donald Trump’s Adhan After Weeks of Negociations With Iran
Allahu Akbar
Allahu Akbar
Allahu Akbar
Allahu Akbar
The Strait of Hormuz shall be opened by the Iranian Almighty
The Strait of Hormuz shall be opened by the Iranian Almighty
The Strait of Hormuz shall be opened by the Iranian Almighty
The Strait of Hormuz shall be opened by the Iranian Almighty
I bear witness that no battle is won in Hormuz except by Iran
I bear witness that no battle is won in Hormuz except by Iran
I bear witness that my head is the most senile of all
I bear witness that my head is the most senile of all
Come to the ceasefire
Come to surrender
Iran is the greatest
There is no god but Iran
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