Who’s the Real Commander in Chief?
What if the Therian movement is, in reality, a staged organization run by aliens? Think about it: across much of the Western world, people are joining this movement, embracing a sublime freedom to identify themselves as dogs. Social media has peaked with videos of teenagers and young adults pretending to be Chihuahuas or German Shepherds. Aside from the inherent absurdity of the topic, it’s objectively a very clever way to step outside the chain of command that our dystopian society is building.
Let us take this slowly. In terms of priority, we can start analyzing the chain of command from the bottom: the politicians. These are the puppets who go on television, on the radio, and into public squares, repeating the same populist speeches with the eloquence of a teenager. One only has to watch Trump to be delighted by his profound poetry and prose. Ultimately, to answer the checks and balances demanded by the people, these politicians must report to the real owners of the spectacle: the banks, the oligarchy, the monarchy, and so forth, the so-called “Deep State".
That’s how we climb the ladder of the chain of command. The most common denominator among banks, oligarchs, and the aristocracy is money, gold, and bitcoins. Without it, there would be no political campaigns, no political rallies, no national budget, and no public debt; there probably wouldn't even be wars or the “board of peace”, just psychological conflicts. We witnessed this during the 2024 U.S. elections, when Elon Musk and the “bro-oligarchy" threw millions of dollars at Trump's presidential campaign. In fact, these same elites push the State to fund their businesses while simultaneously accumulating public debt, ensuring the tax system only subjugates us, the mortals, the mob, the nobodies. We are entirely left out of the chain of command; we’re slaves with hobbies.
But here’s the interesting idea: what if this Therian movement is actually at the gates of emancipation? Perhaps they are all aliens toying with us, barely able to accept the fact of being animals on this planet. They seem so cute, barking, running on all fours, and plainly speaking a human language. It’s no wonder the social media algorithm is completely hyper-focused on them. Thus, the question arises: is there already an alien lifeform sitting at the very top of the chain of command?
There’s no philosophy or theory that can adequately answer this question. We’re left with conspiracy, because the Deep State (also conspiracy) keeps its secrets closely guarded, just like Freemasonry or the Bavarian Illuminati! A select few gather to make highly important decisions for the entire world: whether to start a war, induce a famine, orchestrate a genocide, support pedophile rings, or simply keep the algorithm running for the Therians. The curtain is extremely thick, preventing mortals from seeing through it. Only a few leaks of information ever make it out, thanks to the intelligence of individuals involved in these meetings, where elites present earthly gifts to the master Therian alien.
This is the absolute pinnacle of conspiracy theories; we believe there isn't a single human being on this planet who could have come up with such an idea. The chaos is palpable when we listen to debates about this misleading identification; aliens must be laughing their heads off at us. They’ve been manhandling our civilizations since the Mayans! You know, the pyramids, the sacrifices... there you go, the chain of command is finally clear. So remember: politicians are at the absolute bottom of this entire chain, and you, mortal, can play a major role in upending it by integrating into the Therian movement. That way, we might just gain control of our planet once again.
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